Dear Cali-Phony-A

To My Dear Cali-phony-a, Have you lost your ever-loving mind? I used to be proud to tell people I am a fifth generation Californian but now I try to hide the fact because you’ve turned California Dreamin’ into a nightmare. Or a bad joke. Your roads are terrible and your schools are worse. Common decency […]


Don’t scientists talk to each other? For years the Union of Concerned Scientists has told us the polar bears are dying and Hollywood is gonna be underwater (we wish) due to global warming, but if they read the Grower’s Guide out of Colfax, Wash., they’d realize we need to speed up global warming, not slow […]